Ok ladies, come on up on the porch. I have the Julep ready for you, already having mine. I had a friend send this to me, and I must share it with you. It's joke night ladies, drink up and share. :-)
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned and smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when it is actually men of Jewish descent. And we have discovered that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed, "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. don't even know your name.
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
Thanks to Memphisbelle2006 for the laugh
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