Good News Folks

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) bacteria found
in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information. I'm doing it as a public service.