Rodeo Injury

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first

exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They

went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached

that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."


The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and

said, "He mated 50 times last year."


They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached

that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "


The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's

more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."


They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that

said, incapital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."


The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's

ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn some-

thing from this one."


The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it

was with the same cow."


NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery.